Everyday Matatu Struggles in Nairobi

  1. When the conductor says “Wanne iende..”

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2. When you believe the conductor’s “wanne iende” lies only to enter the matatu and find nobody…

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3. When the conductor tells you “Uko na mbao nikupee nikupee  1070 bob”‘

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4. How conductors pretend they have forgotten to give you change

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5. How you look at the conductor when he has your 500 bob change

6. When you forget your 50bob change in the matatu and it’s the 55th day of January 

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7. When the matatu starts moving before you sit down

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8.  When someone next to you starts eating chips and chicken at 2pm when you’re hungry as hell

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9.  That nosy person always trying to peep what you’re doing on your phone

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10. That loud person on the phone shouting as if he’s talking to a whole crowd

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11. When the bus preacher begins his unwanted sermon 

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