The Murram Road Chronicles

(it’s Saturday, the sun is hot as hell and the whole house has decided to go to the swimming pool. Mckym follows Shee to the ladies changing room)

LENCER: (covering her boobs with her arm) BOSS!!!, unajua kusoma kweli? Hauoni imeandikwa LADIES kwa mlango?

DOPEST: relax Lencer, acha achange akiwa hapa, Mckym is one of us. Akienda changing room ya machali hata concetrate juu ya Wateba

(they all laugh. They all change and emerge out of the rooms and walk towards the pool)

JOE: (caressing his belly) wasee checki vile Miss Murang’a ametokea poa na bikini (he points at Mckym)

MBUNDE: pwahahahahaha!!!! Kwanza ya pink

MASAKU: walahi Mckym amekaliwa chapati na Shee

(meanwhile Rama has noticed a group of very beautiful ladies at the deep end side of the pool)

RAMA: Totois si totois, leo ni siku mzuri, acha nifloss sasa na skills zangu za maji

WATEBA: enda tu ujirushe…

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