We are currently living in a very confusing generation, men what to be women and women to be men. I call it the Audrey-Andrewiosis. Women have always been considered as the weaker sex, but thanks to Feminists who fought tooth and nail , this perception has gradually been eliminated. The lives of women the world over have become better as they can now work, vote and engage in activities just like their male-counterparts. The constitution is even favoring members of the fair sex as it obligates every firm to have slots specifically for women. It is no wonder then that some men are feeling left out and some of them are drawn into thinking that women’s lives are way easier.
However, there is a breed of skirt-wearers that have emerged recently in our country who are giving women a bad name. These are women who term themselves as “feminists’’ yet have absolutely no clue about the meaning and actions of the same. They plead gender equity and take it to a whole extreme level. These women think that feminism is all about trying to be a ‘man’. They compete to outdo men in everything just so that they can prove that women are also superior. This notion would not have been messed up if their competitive stamina was based on constructive things. Nay, these so-called feminists have resorted on a mission to outdo men in all the negative mannerisms. They are the women who guzzle down dry drinks without a blink; they spend the whole night jumping from one bar to the next. These women are not to be bothered about home-making and cooking, partying is all they know. Their lips have become darkened from smoking and their teeth stained yellow by nicotine. Watching football and engaging in vile talk with other patrons at the bar is their new hobby. These women cannot differentiate a sufuria from a mwiko and Sonford is their kitchen as they pass by it every morning from another drunken spree.
Thought men were the only ones allowed to have side chics and ‘chips fungas’?? Well these women will shock you, they have dozens of sex partners, one that suits the occasion and serves the purpose. Relationships are too oppressive and exhausting for them. Why keep one when you can have many? Casual relations are the new fad for this modern-day feminist. All they want is a man who will party and drink with them, give them a good lay and be gone by the next day.
The other breed of feminist women is those that have decided to take matters into their hands in the name of feminism, literally. If a man cannot provide for their family, then they would take up the responsibility but not before teaching the man a lesson. These are the women that are famous for beating up their irresponsible husbands mercilessly, with some scalding them permanently with hot water. They have decided that divorce alone will not teach their stray husbands a lesson enough, some have gone to the extent of “de-manning” their spouses by chopping off their members. Well, women are no longer considered the fairer nor gentle sex thanks to these women who’d give Conjestina a run for her money.
The final group of these feminists is the Ninja Assassins. These are lethal women who will stop at nothing to succeed and be wealthy. They will marry for one reason alone, to get into the bank accounts of their spouses. If the husband proves to be an obstacle then they will be eliminated. Woe unto the man who dares as much as strike such a woman, be it her husband or not, they would be on auto-pilot to the grave. They would use your own money to kill you and there’s nothing you can do about it other than to curse her as you suffer in purgatory.
Well, life has never been easy for either of the sexes. Though it is a bit difficult for women, the issue feminism and gender equity has been blown out of proportion. These women need to take a chill pill and stop giving the rest of us women a bad reputation.